its not true guys talk about their feelings its just mostly not worth listening to

3 PhDs on the lam, and I have never heard so much breast talk. Admittedly it didn't mostly come from my colleagues, let us call the Dr Nietzche and Dr Tiriti, but still. We are led to believe that men are stoic with their emotions, but Dr N itemised the many attributes of his partner, adn Dr T talked about how much he wanted to get laid. Around us in the various pubs and bars of this hysterical town, more men did the same - the attributes however were purely physical and not always as highly rated as Dr N and his partner, and many many others were getting closer to Dr T's goal.

I sat there quietly taking it all in and listening to the stories of our new friends. A young guy told us how he got arrested for accidently pissing on a cop while in drag, and another older and perhaps wiser asserted that he never comes to the big city (he lives 10 mins away) because he can't get laid in this town. This happened at apparently what is known as the solo mothers' bar ... ?!?

We went elsewhere and then somewhere else again.